Green Dinosaur

algrenion:

algrenion:

i could listen to most irish people talking for hours on end

i mean not at the same time or anything that would be terrifying but you know

[voices of 3 million irish people]

T O P   O   T H E   M O R N I N’   T O   Y A

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE MESS UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

beerinabox:

Fact is Stranger than Fiction. 

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 

instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 

bannakaffalatta-proud:

i was already wearing tight pants

i just did not ACTIVATE THEM

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katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

interquast:

you know that post that went around for a while that was like “i dont understand when girls talk about boy butts so much, what are you going to do? fuck that ass? eat that ass?”

and im like um… yeah… that is… that is literally exactly what i want to do to boy butts… that is 100% what i want to do. i want to fuck boy butts and eat boy butts… like idk… what were you expecting

deanshero:

9+10+11/? supernatural screencaps

5.22-swan song

cas are you god?