my brain is tired
hogwarts + day
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
This post kept getting better and better with every word
so today in chemistry we were watching star trek and my teacher pauses the movie and starts telling us about how he actually taught anton yelchin honors chemistry and that he saved all of his tests to sell on ebay once he retired and anton told him to go ahead
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
Women’s Day has been extended until forever because Women are great and why aren’t we always celebrating them
Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”
*gets hot partner*
middle earth meme: [4/8] moments
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck