Green Dinosaur

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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sea-shells-sea-shore:

me by the time I get my assignments done:

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Me when I get the results back:

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hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

reblog this 250 times if you hate hitting post limit

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someone is..actually.. i… 

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

When I join a new fandom

ruinedchildhood:

When I join a new fandom

retrogradeworks:

This is how stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

retrogradeworks:

This is how stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’


Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, let alone a tree! 

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, let alone a tree!