waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
me by the time I get my assignments done:
Me when I get the results back:
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
When I join a new fandom
This is how stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’