when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
Fact is Stranger than Fiction.
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama
i was already wearing tight pants
i just did not ACTIVATE THEM
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
you know that post that went around for a while that was like “i dont understand when girls talk about boy butts so much, what are you going to do? fuck that ass? eat that ass?”
and im like um… yeah… that is… that is literally exactly what i want to do to boy butts… that is 100% what i want to do. i want to fuck boy butts and eat boy butts… like idk… what were you expecting